Baseball at the Whale’s Vagina

That’s what San Diego stands for. Hope I didn’t offend anyone.

Last weekend we were off and running down to meet up with about 40 rowdy Phillie fans, some of which I am friends with, and our buddy Nick Swardson, who was set to throw the first pitch at the baseball game. What an adventure this turned out to be.

The drive down was easy. Scotty had the helm and I just played with my phone. It was a beautiful day. We got down the the hotel and immediately ran into our pals Pete and Nick. After that was the pool at Hotel Solamar. That’s where shit hit the fan. As the afternoon progressed it was taken over by Phillie fanatics. Got to admit I was afraid but they turned out to be all right.

A little poolside fun and then to the Fleetwood. My buddy Aaron owns the place so we wanted to say “what up” before we headed over to the game. Oh, and I needed to buy a Padre hat since I couldn’t possibly root for the Phillies. The hat later got me on to the Jumbo Tron. The girls came up to me during the game and asked me if I would be kind enough to be the “jack in the box” hat guy and of course, I did. I really can’t remember what inning it was but shortly after it my pals started texting me to let me know what kind of a dumbass I looked like. Well deserved. I picked the wrong hat too! Boo’s from everyone. Oh well. Win some lose some.

Before the game started we got to go down on the field as Nick’s little entourage. That was fun. I took about a thousand pictures and videos so I will share the best ones. Luckily my battery died so I couldn’t really photograph anything after the game. No one wants to see that debauchery anyways. A lot of it included breakdancing and doing the “worm”. And it wasn’t just me this time.

The game was awesome. I can’t remember who won but that wasn’t important. The important thing was that my buddy Jason from Fortune 421 clothing met up with us and hooked me and some buddies up with t-shirts. His mom met us down at the bar and delivered.

I ended up running into Petey on the street at about 1AM and he said he was jetting back to L.A. so I hopped in the car. Another weekend with a trip lasting less than 24 hours. Work awaited and that’s how I do it. Jam it in as fast as I can. Enjoy the pictures people…

This is truly a “nut bucket” weekend.

Cheers, Lije

You’re F#%*in out…and I’m F#%*in’ in!

see you in Lakeland...love Kenny

See you in Lakeland, FL biatches!!

I just purchased spring training baseball tickets for the Detroit Tigers.  I am so fired up!  I have always wanted to go to spring training.  I have never been.  And Kenny Powers plays for them now, so it is PERF.

might even do a little boating...ha!

So here is the plan people!  I am flying my favorite, Virgin Airlines, right into Orlando!  They really are the best.  We arrive in FL on Thurs. the 24th of March and head straight to see the Nat’s at Joker Merchant Stadium.  That’s a home game for the Tigers.  I hope that dude, Strasburg, has a miracle healing session so we can see him pitch against the new and improved, Ricky Porcello.  Friday, we head to Kissimmee to the home of the Atlanta Braves to watch a little “roar” session up there.  Chipper, we are coming for ya, ya douchebag.  And I hope that dude that looks like Pedro Cerrano from Major League, Jason Heyward, is there too.  He is Monster.  “F#%k you Jobu.” Saturday, oh good ole’ Saturday, this is the one…the top dog of them all…the one to make you cream  in your pants. The Tigers at home against the Phillies!!!  Woohoo!  “Bring it f#%*ing on Cliff Lee!”  This is where we see the new and unstoppable Justin Verlander take it to the house at home in Lakeland.  Sunday will be a chill day in Houston’s home in Kissimmee again.  Those tickets are not available yet.  Everything moves slower in Texas.  And is supposedly bigger.  But we are in Florida, so WTF?

Detroit, you should be paying me to document this.  Or at least pay for the expenses.  I would gladly do this for free.  I love you Tigers and cannot wait for this special little trip with my best pal, Justin E’dog, straight out of Livonia, MI.  I want to thank his wife, Mel, for letting me steal him.  And his lovely daughter for allowing these memories to be born so they with have some shit to talk about when she is growing up.

Florida deserves a big thanks.  Shana Marie, out of Tampa, “Thanks” to you for hooking up the dope-ass hotel room for us to stay at in Tampa.  Oh, and regardless of the film in the festival or not, we will be at all the parties and dancing our asses off in the streets of Tampa!!  Woohoo, party time, excellent, yeah!

Tampa, this is coming for ya...

Oh, and yes, it gets better.  The GIFF (Gasparilla Film Fest) is strongly considering Closing Doors for their festival this year.  Guess what?  It falls on the exact same dates as this dang trip!

Check out my Film. “like’ it on Facebook.  Check out the festival.  Check out the best baseball team of 2011.  Check out Tampa, Orlando, Lakeland, and Kissimmee.  Yanks, we might even stop in your hood on Friday night to see you play.

If you can’t tell I am excited, you are retarded, a little.  Love and respect…Detroit, please acquire a future Hall of Famer before March 24th…

Lije